Choo Choo H3 is hosting our annual WASH and celebrating our 269th hash! What’s a WASH, you say? Silly, wanker… it’s a WATER Hash! Yep, we’re stupid enough to combine boats & beer (except for the captain) and take you wankers out on the lake, island-hopping and hashing.

Quick Read

• Prelube is a pay-your-own way pub crawl on Fri July 15. Meetup location to be announced.

• Campout is Sat July 16 – 17; price includes boats, beer & wine, lunch, dinner, breakfast, and a giveaway.
• You have an option to daytrip (just play for the day).
• Early-bird price is $89 (until May 15); regular price is $99 (until June 30); late-cummers are $109 (until July 10); daytrippers are $69 (until July 10).

Event Details

Friday, July 15: Pre-Lube

An old-fashioned pubcrawl through the hilly streets of Chattanooga. We’ll go to some of our favorite watering holes. If you’re an out-of-towner and need crash space, we’ll help you shack up with a nearby hasher for free, or you can GET A ROOM!

Saturday, July 16: WASH Campout

Meetup at 10:00 am at Island Cove Marina. 6701 Highway 58, Harrison, Tennessee 37341. Yep, that early! (We’re burnin’ daylight, people!) We’ll be taking you & your gear over to the island where we’re camping by boat, so pack light. It’s ONE FREAKIN’ NIGHT, not a week on a resort.

After we see some tents pitched (all puns intended), we’ll head out on the boats around noon for some island-hopping hashing, swimming, and day drinking. (Sack lunch provided.) (eh heh heh…she said “sack.”)

After you’re nicely sunburned, we’ll return to the island for a delicious Low Country Boil, more drinking, reindeer games, and a late-night Shooting Star Hash. (If you’re only daytrippin’, we’ll drop you off right after the Low Country Boil.)

In the morning, we’ll have breakfast and coffee and a little more play time on the boats, (if your drunk-ass can handle it) before dropping you & your junk off at Island Cove around 1pm. Yes, we’ll have vagitarian options, but anything crazier than that, probably not.

What’s all this gonna cost me?

The prelube is pay-your-own way.

Campout includes boats (and gasoline), beer & wine, lunch, dinner, breakfast, and a giveaway.

• April 23 – May 15: $89 (early bird rate)
• May 16 – June 30: $99
• July 1 – July 10: $109 (late-cummers rate)

Registration will close on July 10th.

Daytrippin’ is $69 and it includes boats (and gasoline), beer & wine, lunch, dinner and a giveaway.

What’s this about daytrippin’?

If you don’t feel like camping out, you can just hang for the day on Saturday. Lunch, beer, and giveaway will be provided, but we’ll drop you off at Island Cove before we head back for dinner.

What if I have my own boat? or other stoopid questions:

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